Stuff that Annoys Me!

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Stuff that Annoys Me!

When people say, while watching a movie “Did you see that?” No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When people say “It’s always in the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say “Life is short.” What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that’s longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you “Did the bus come yet?” If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

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